Ranking Snacks Based on How Well You Can Build a Tiny Little House Out of Them

Article Published by Neil at 2026/10/11 6:20 PM EST

You know you've wondered whether Pringles could make a house.

Cheese Balls

Horrible opening. No structural stability at all.

Slightly better than literal spheres, but not by much.

Too round to actually stack. Maybe a more square cracker could do better...

Can make a ring, sure, but not really much of a house.

Maybe you could lincoln log it?

Same here, but I feel like Cheetos have more lincoln log potential.

Finally, a square. Not very sticky, but still should work decently.

This would be a yummy house for sure. Way better stability than stupid round crackers.

Can't do much without frosting, but could cut into shapes that lock together. Better potential due to that.

Stackable and can melt chocolate to stick better. Nearly peak.

Like a Hershey bar but with more structure.

Perfectly moldable to any shape and sticky. What could be better?

Peak structural integrity, plus plenty of stickiness. Not just possible, but easy to make a house out of.